My transformation to a coffee based life-form is almost complete, as I accidentally inhaled coffee and didn't cough it up all over the place

In Honor

In honor of your tattoo of my face on your back, I got a tattoo of your back on my face.

Some conversations should be shared

Jason: apparently philly made "distracted pedestrian lanes" on some sidewalks, did you see any? it was an april fools thing, but will be around all week
Jason: so like, people could walk and text in them
Jason: pretty clever i thought
Mark: i did not notice them.
Mark: then again, i'm too busy looking at my phone.
Jason: haha
Mark: j/k.  usually i'm too busy looking for walking lanes around distracted pedestrians.